Submissive Jesus Prayer Toy Clearance Sale Lots of 10 $11.00 each
Submissive Jesus Prayer Toy Clearance Sale Lots of 10 $11.00 each
Submissive Jesus Prayer Toy Clearance Sale Lots of 10 $11.00 each
Submissive Jesus Prayer Toy Clearance Sale Lots of 10 $11.00 each
Submissive Jesus Prayer Toy Clearance Sale Lots of 10 $11.00 each
Submissive Jesus Prayer Toy Clearance Sale Lots of 10 $11.00 each

Submissive Jesus Prayer Toy Clearance Sale Lots of 10 $11.00 each
WE’RE HAVING A SUBMISSIVE JESUS CLEARANCE SALE. You must order them in bulks of 10 to get this incredible price. These make great gifts for that hard to shop for person. When was the last time you prayed to Jesus and he ACTUALLY ANSWERED YOU? If you’re a reasonably intelligent individual, the answer would be… Well, now HE WILL answer you, every time, every prayer. The Submissive Jesus prayer answering head works on the same principal as the’magic 8 ball. You pray for anything you want, then twist the crown of thorns on Jesus’ head. This will force him to emit a loud, helpless yelp, followed by one of 100 random phrases, like Stop it! I’m just the middle man! ” or “What do you want from me, blood? ” or “That’s it, I’m calling my dad, or 97 additional phrases. This holy head stands 8 tall, operates on three AAA batteries (not included – sorry, but Jesus is too important to supply his own batteries) and comes with a 25 page comedy instruction booklet (how to pray responsibly, troubleshooting, among other things), and two bonus coupons (dinner for two with God in Heaven and a’Freedom from Hell’). A lot of thought and design has gone into this, and anyone with a rational sense of humor will enjoy The Submissive Jesus for years. This is the perfect gag gift for all the Atheists and Agnostics in your circle. It’s also a great gift for that deluded self-righteous gullibeliever you probably know. See all our funny commercials at youtube by just typing’Submissive Jesus Ad’ in the search window. (IE science, reality, intelligence) Get your Submissive Jesus. Why should talking to Jesus be ONLY for the gullibelievers? The item “Submissive Jesus Prayer Toy Clearance Sale Lots of 10 $11.00 each” is in sale since Saturday, October 10, 2020. This item is in the category “Collectibles\Religion & Spirituality\Christianity\Statues & Figures”. The seller is “pirromount” and is located in Van Nuys, California. This item can be shipped to United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Denmark, Romania, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Czech republic, Finland, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Estonia, Australia, Greece, Portugal, Slovenia, Japan, China, Sweden, South Korea, Indonesia, Taiwan, South africa, Thailand, Belgium, France, Hong Kong, Ireland, Netherlands, Poland, Spain, Italy, Germany, Austria, Bahamas, Israel, Mexico, New Zealand, Philippines, Singapore, Switzerland, Norway, Ukraine, Croatia, Malaysia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa rica, Dominican republic, Panama, Trinidad and tobago, Guatemala, El salvador, Honduras, Jamaica, Antigua and barbuda, Aruba, Belize, Dominica, Grenada, Saint kitts and nevis, Saint lucia, Montserrat, Turks and caicos islands, Barbados, Bermuda, Bolivia, Ecuador, French guiana, Guernsey, Gibraltar, Guadeloupe, Iceland, Jersey, Cambodia, Cayman islands, Liechtenstein, Sri lanka, Luxembourg, Monaco, Macao, Martinique, Maldives, Nicaragua, Peru, Pakistan, Paraguay, Reunion, Viet nam, Uruguay, Russian federation.
  • Figure: Jesus
  • Religion: Christianity

Submissive Jesus Prayer Toy Clearance Sale Lots of 10 $11.00 each